My Happy Friday

For the last few weeks I’ve been thinking about how boring my summer has been. I haven’t done much and I’ve been thinking about making my own Smirnoff commercial. Anyone have any ideas we could try?

I spent Sunday at the range with my uncle. We had his full arsenal of weapons and I was able to show of my, as Kurt would say, “mad skills yo!” We did a little shooting from 100 feet with the scope. I was shooting for the eyes and he went for the chest. I brought the targets to work and Bob was impressed. Kurt thought I needed “some work” on my aim.

Have you seen this? Pops sent it over the other day and I thought it was fake, but it looked real good. Turns out it is, but who cares it’s a great video.

I was talking to Tintu and she found out she’s having a girl. Boo for that! She should have waited until it popped out! At least she got this nice tax deduction shirt out of the deal.

Do you remember those random flash dances that I posted before? They created a few in Europe for MJ. These folks are crazy. The second one is in the middle of the street at night.

I was watching CNN and they showed a clip of this Auto-tuned news segment. If you’re not familiar with Auto Tune, just watch the clip. It’s highly entertaining.

For your Barack haters, you might find this clip that Christie gave me funny. I’ve never seen a dog that didn’t like the President so much.

Lynne, I found a marathon you might want to consider. It’s no beer marathon, but it comes with 135 miles of 130 degree heat. And oh yeah, happy anniversary.

I spent the other day adding some folks to my linked in profile. I got my connections over 230. Not over 500 like my CEO friend, Charlie, but I’m trying. Click on it and add me.

Have any of you ever eaten at Bone Fish? A buddy of mine is looking for a review. Help her out and send me an e-mail.

Happy Birthday to the little man Ari, my little sister Asia and Christine!

For those of you who love Family Guy, like I do, you might be interested in this article. The creator outs Stewie as a homosexual.

HAHA! I just went to www.myhappyfriday.net and there is an ad for depression on the sidebar. Is that not ironic?

O-Mar Out!

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).

Eh, let’s start of with two points: Number 1 the Yankees suck. Number 2 the Yankees are terrible and since number 1 and number 2 are pretty much the same, number the real number 2 is that this is on time, per Jen’s request. I hope that makes you happy Jen.

Have you been dunked on my Patrick Chewing?

Luckily, last week when everyone thought Kurt had the little piggy flu it turned out to be a false alarm. Thankfully we clear(ed) that up a fast as the swine flu fever actually disappeared.

Andrea sent over a video over of a funny wedding dance. I told her that I posted it before and she was a little bit late, but it was worth reposting.

I took Rachel to the new Yankee Stadium on Sunday and we, at least I, was floored by the amazing structure they call a stadium. I’ve never seen more flat screens in one place ever. That makes sense since there are 4,000 in the stadium. The best part was that we saw hundreds of people with Yankees hats and no one had my “Babe Ruth” special (so rare I can’t even find a link to it). I even had a guy ask me where I got it. I can’t wait until we go out to the new Citi stadium.

On Monday, I found an interesting article about an about an artist who painted an invisible car. How crazy is that one?

Pops sent over one of his great links as usual. I love to know what the guy does for a living and how I could convert my driveway into something like that.

On Tuesday I talked to Lynne and explained to her how I was bamboozled by “Rappers” and “Pop Stars.” If you listen to the radio you’ve probably heard someone talking about Nuvo. Well so have I figured I’d give it a try. I had Rachel pick up a bottle on the way home. She comes home with a pink bottle that looks like perfume and I couldn’t believe it. Lynne thought it sounded great, as a woman might, so she decided to pick up a bottle to help celebrate her husband’s birthday.

“You know what’s in my fridge right now? Yup, a bottle of Nuvo. When I commented on the pink bottle, the guy at the liquor store assured me that T-Pain is toting a huge bottle in the Jamie Foxx “Blame It” video, so it’s not THAT girly. I feel better now.”

Sounds like he’s trying to sell alcohol, but I’m not buying it!

If you have two minutes and are looking to laugh you have to read this. I haven’t watched South Park in a while, but after reading the description of that episode I might start watching it again!

Rachel sent over this little tidbit for those of you looking for jobs.

“Did you know that New Jersey Collegiate Career Day, Career Services’ largest statewide general job and internship fair, will be held Thursday, May 28? The fair runs from 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. in the Rutgers Student Center and Brower Commons, College Avenue Campus, and is open to staff, family members, and students/graduates of any college or university. Nearly 150 employers are expected to attend. For more information including instructions for parking at the RAC and a list of employers, visit the website or call 732-932-8105.”

Did you hear about this story? A girl called 911 when her dad was suffering from a stroke and the operator refused to talk to her because she was cursing. Really?

For you dog lovers out there, meet the world’s oldest doggie.

I took my friends advice on Thursday and got me a BLT for lunch! That was a great idea. It was delicious. Thank you for the advice, friend.

Here is a wink and a smile to my other buddy who’s “working from home” today. I love that “move” on a Friday.

Good day to you, mate!

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).

No internet=No blog.

See you next week,

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).