My Happy Friday

Why so touchy? Is it because you’re busy? Or is it because had a bad day at work? Everyone seems to be on edge lately. I don’t have much to talk about, but I do have a bunch of amusing information to share. Maybe I can help you smile and get ready for the weekend.

First, I have to say happy birthday to Kelly who I e-mailed for her birthday, but didn’t mention here.

Over the weekend, Rachel and I went to Dave and Buster’s in Philly. It was her first time going. We had a blast, plus my jump shot was on so I hit a lot of shots on the indoor hoop. If you’ve never been/heard of it, it’s a great place to go.

One of my colleagues sent out a link to this crazy stop motion video. I didn’t watch it with sound, but the director did a great job putting it together.

The Sponge Bob commercial is on. I’m sorry it’s classic.

Tuesday was another cousin of mine’s birthday. I thought she “big timed” my text, but I ended up getting a text back from someone who said I had the wrong number. LOL. Time to update my phonebook I suppose. Ayana, do you have her number?

If I had a friend as dumb as me, I’d love to try to break this record. These two guys broke an unofficial record for text messaging in a month with more than 200k between them. The funny part of the story is that one of them ended up with a $27K phone bill because of a mistake with his carrier.

Have you seen the Cavs pregame introduction? It’s often fairly creative. They have this new commercial where they spoof that hilarious Heineken commercial. Check it out. Now that’s funny.

Wednesday was Administrative Professionals Day. Did you remember to thank your admin/receptionist? I tried to send out an e-card to all of my folks, but my stupid Hallmark account was messed up. If I didn’t send you an e-mail, sorry!

I found this link to a Shepherd Smith clip where he makes a funny mistake on Fox News. It’s kind of loud so turn your speakers down. Isn’t that funny when he realizes what he says?

If you’re hungry after watching all of these clips try this. That’s a Dlisted special. Thanks for reintroducing that to me, Lisa.  

I’ll leave you with this funny Hyundai clip.

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).

You made some calls on his “behind” this weekend? Is that how to win influence in political circles nowadays? I heard NJ politics was dirty but damn! That was one of many funny quotes this week. That one happened to be from Brian. I guess when you write something that more than three people read you should be careful about typos. I try, I really do, but I can’t help myself. That one happened to be the funniest one yet so I guess it’s ok.

The other funny thing that happened wasn’t really a typo. For some reason a bunch of people misunderstood me likening my week to things like my dog dying and my arm being broke. I guess that’s a good thing because it means you skim instead of read and only a handful of you will scrim the parts with typos. I think that works for me.

Over the holiday weekend I took a ride out to Staten Island with a buddy of mine. I guess it’s been awhile since I’ve been there because I don’t recall it looking like that. Maybe it was just the section I was in. Hmmmmm….

I’m stiffing (sniffing) and there is this kind of nasty smell. It’s been around since I got home, but I didn’t know what it was. I just figured out it’s the smell of these baseball pants that I pulled out for the first time in almost a year…….Hmmmm……

Anyway, when I got back from the Island my brother stopped by and we played Street Fighter 4 for a few hours. As soon as I walked (in) he thought it made sense to start talking junk. Two hours and one lost (loss) later, I think he learned his lesson.

On Monday my little sister, Janae, got her permit; now that’s exciting news!

Tuesday was Jamil and Jerry’s birthday. I’m not really sure what they did to celebrate, but I hope it was fun.

Wednesday I had back to back meetings at Tyco and I saw Shelly for the first time since she got back from vacation. She had that just back from vacation grin on her face!

I ended up going back to the office and being called back and when I got to Tyco around six I saw Alex! Haven’t seen that guy in awhile! I had to make the conversation quick because I was talking to “L. Pizzazz” as she likes to be called now. I spent an hour explaining to her hour (how) six months of three converging stories turned into the mess that was last week.

I really have to finish this up because these pants, wait it’s not my pants. I actually think it’s my hands. Jeremy and I played catch for a (few) minutes today during a quick break from work then I took a ride to the batting cages to meet a few friends. I cracked open my new bat and I had those disgusting batting gloves on. That’s that smell. Anyway, we broke in my bat and everyone loved it. It’s a “monster.”

If you like Sir Mix a Lot, Sponge Bob, Burger King or all of the above, you may be disheartened by this article. For giggles you should YouTube the commercial.

It’s time to shower up and get this metal smell off my hands.

For those of you keeping track, I had another person realize I was married this week.

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).

So where ya’ been? That’s a good question. I had a crappy week last week, and not oh I was late for work, I lost my keys and forgot to wear a belt today crappy, it was more like my puppy died, I crashed my car and I broke my arm crappy. While I exaggerate it was pretty crappy. On Thursday Jeremy and I were working late and when I got home I realized I left my laptop at work when I set the alarm.

No laptop=no blog.

Anyway back to business! Our favorite pitchman Vince Shlomi, the Sham Wow guy, was arrested the other day. If you’re unfamiliar with the story, click that link. If you know about it or just clicked there, check these pictures out. That was one wild night he had! I bet he wished he had a Sham Wow that night.

Remember the other week when I mentioned the young guy, Jesse O. Kurtz, who was running for mayor in AC? I was surprised when he sent me an e-mail thanking me for my support. Of course I told him no problem and that I would help him if I could. HA! Who knew he would really ask for my help? I ended up making some calls on his behalf this week. I loved the calls to the people who didn’t speak English. That was too funny.

Anyway, to Jamil and anyone else who might be proposing to their girlfriend anytime soon, this isn’t the way to do it.

For the last few weeks, I’ve been trying to find this link so I could show you this great ad. I found it when I was talking to LP. Not sure how I found it, but check it out.

The last flight I took was in December and this wasn’t my flight attendant. I’d be pretty cool if it was.

Bob showed me a gun guy who has an incredible shot. Now that’s some good shooting.

 You ever see that movie Knocked Up? There is a guy at our job who has a similar bet like the guy in the movie and he has sick beard. It looks like he’s in for a long battle with the other guys in the bet so I’ll be watching the beard grow.

I got an international message from Europe the other day when Shannon P. checked in. I figured I’d touch base with her since we haven’t chatted in a few and it sounds like she is doing well.

I have to say that I am proud of myself because I turned my PS3 into a media server the other day. That means I can play the 31,000 + songs from my PC on my PS3. How crazy is that?

Do any of you like Kayne West? You kind of have to be familiar with his latest release or him to get this, but South Park did a spoof of his latest hit and it is hilarious. This YouTube clip is NSFW so you will need headphones or the volume down. How funny is that?

The last highlight from the week was when Kurt and I went to the taco shack to pick up some lunch. He put the top down on the Jag and opened up the engine a bit. Thanks for the ride.

Today we’re off so I’m enjoying my time off. It’s nearly 5 p.m. so you should be getting off soon too.

 Happy Easter.

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday

Wake Up Call. The Japanese are so imaginative.  Friday was a great day. I had the day off, after four months I beat Super Mario Galaxy and Rachel and I watched the Rangers beat the Devils. For those of you, like Darren, who were paying attention you saw that I sent the blog out at 4 a.m. (Laughing to myself) That’s kind of what happens when you give me a day off.   

Apparently, I missed another birthday. Kelly S’s was the second. Can I even say happy birthday at this point?  For the first time in, um, maybe six or seven months Rachel and I took a trip to the god ol’ movies on Saturday. We saw the Al Pacino movie, 88 Minutes. It’s definitely high drama, fast –paced and a must see. We finished up the weekend, with Will Ferrell classic, Talladega Nights. 

Ray sent me another couple who insisted on doing a funny dance at their wedding so they could get on Youtube. This is a good one so I have to give it to them. Can someone tell me who Omar Sharif is? For the four thousandth time someone asked me if I was named after Omar Sharif. And for the four thousandth time I called my mother just to confirm I wasn’t.  Hey, Tristine. Monday was your birthday!  I’m hoping my ongoing rivalry with Jane never gets this bad. Too bad the Yankees’ fan took the worst of it. (Random side thought) Adrian P., Rachel asked how you’re doing.  

Wednesday was Administrative Professional’s day. Happy Admin day to all of my super Admin friends!  I was supposed to pick up my 37” LCD TV this week, but I found myself torn. The women I talked to told me I should be sensible, but every male I knew told me to mortgage my life to get the biggest TV I could. Luckily, I found an incredible deal and picked up a 42.”  It’s massive! I have to get an HD cable box ASAP! I called up Ira on Thursday and he used the funniest voice to pick up. (THIS IS IRA SPEAKING). That does it ZERO justice. Ask me to do an impression when I see you! I’ll see you next week, Ira. 

If I’m not mistaken, Rachel had her first anniversary at her job yesterday and today is mine. Someone buy us a drink! J  Shoot me an e-mail and tell me about your week! Have a great day. 

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!). 

Oh, Oh, Oh….. Oh, Oh, Oh….Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!!!!!!!!!! I’m sure 98% percent of you have no clue what that’s about, but for those who do know it’s the perfect way to wake up!

I’m 26 now and I think I’m about six years past doing something like this. I know most people hate Kobe Bryant, but you gotta love him jumping over a speeding Aston Martin.

I spent a few hours with the family on Saturday. My Grandmother had a little something at her house. Wait random thought. Karen’s birthday was like a week and a half ago! I so forgot. I’m going to have to work on my memory. So back to the gathering. My older cousin Yannie got a new car and a new iPod Touch. How dare you outtech me!

Ever want proof that Boston Redsox fans were idiots? Here it is. While I respect the idea, why would you be dumb enough to tell someone? Did you think they wouldn’t dig it up?

Happy birthday shouts to Jerry K. and my buddy Jamil M. Joann V’s birthday was one of these days too. Happy birthday to you. Seriously, if you ever wanted to laugh, like seriously wanted to laugh, click this link. While the audio is not safe for work, maybe you can listen to it with your boss because it’s that funny.

I found out someone else I know has rabbits for pets when Sara Jane Z. checked in to give me an update and told me to “keep those Friday notes coming!” Bill picked me up a green tea latte. Thanks, Bill. I’ll take that off your tab. Kurt, you have one too! J

I had an opportunity to talk to my first girlfriend/ex-girlfriend (that rolls off the tongue), Kara¸ over AIM. Turns out she works in the same field my Aunt does and reads this—nice.

I received my monthly statement for my IRA which happened to be my quarterly statement and I nearly jumped off my second floor balcony.  Not really, but I was a bit shocked. I watched my portfolio drop over the last few months, no biggie, think long term right? But the quarterly statement said -10%–good lord. Glad I’m not 65.

On a happier note, you have to listen to this. Funny huh? Because I’m an idiot, I decided to check my horoscope yesterday. Here it is: Gemini (5/21-6/21) Instead of trying to plan out every minute of your busy day, just let it unfold. That was insightful.

“Many Islands, Low Fares - From $1* Each Way.” Sounds like a nice ad and some good prices right? OK. Read the next line of the ad. “The MILF Sale has returned by popular demand and it is hotter and cheaper than ever.” How stupid could Spirit Airlines be? (Thanks for the heads up, Darren.) A few weeks ago, Shelly tasked me with getting her a Wii. Not sure how she figured I’d be able to find one, but I did and I gave it to her before our meeting yesterday. Needless to say she was pretty happy. I also got a quick look at that ’08 Accord! Wow!

Oh, wait. Did I tell you I’m off? I’m off today! Here’s a funny story to end the week. I see my Mom last week and she’s “crying” to everyone who would listen that she’s going under the knife today and she might not come back from her surgery. This is the first I heard of this surgery so I was intrigued. She continued her story and it turns out she’s having MINOR foot surgery. Are you serious? I think she wants everyone to pray for her because there is always a “chance” that something could happen.  Tooo funny. Gotta love her.

Boom! You just killed the work week!

Rachel.  A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).    

Yeeeeeeeeahhhh, Boy! I guess that’s my best Flava Flav impression. So. What do we have here? Another Friday and I’m tired. It’s been a looonnnnnng week. Oh well I guess ‘cuz it’s over.

So J. Rock e-mails me after MHF went out last week and says, “Now my Friday is complete.  Ahhh.” Very nice! Nicer is the fact that she got a rabbit for Easter. Who gets a rabbit for Easter? Are you serious? I guess so. It’s cute, huh?I stopped by one of my new favorite lunch spots, Wawa, and picked up some sliced apples with my sandwich. To my surprise it came with melted caramel—yes! I have to thank Joe Diamond for the heads up about Wawa.

I’ve been tinkering with the idea of picking up another LCD TV for the last few weeks. It’s definitely going to happen, but I need to figure out what size I want. I have to thank Ira G. for his great advice. “Remember, just when you think the TV is big enough, go one step higher.” That combined with one of my colleagues explaining to me how when he was my age his TV cost more than his car could put me over the edge and force me to do something stupid. Ha.

I think I will live the next few months vicariously through my buddy Shelly. She just got that smoking hot ’08 Accord. I’m not much into big cars, but it looks like a BMW 3 series and I love it! If you’re a Knicks fan, you know Patrick Ewing. But, did you know he had a son? His son is what I call an animal. Look at this dunk! 2.2 million people can’t be wrong!

I picked up a new accessory for my Wii. It’s a charging station. Speaking of accessories, I’m impressed by Japanese women’s’ newest accessory. Turns out my buddy Lisa W. can’t do lunch with me because she is in “Brazzzzzzil.” Very nice! Even nicer is this internship Mitzi has. Check it out. Send it to someone who needs one.

Wednesday and Thursday were shake days. I bought a round of shakes for the team Wednesday and Joe Diamond bought it on Thursday. Bill, I think it’s your turn today. I’ll take a strawberry shake.

Last night Rachel cooked the most excellent chicken dinner. And that was the week! Tell me about yours!

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).  

I can’t think of any good way to say good morning, so I’ll just say hello. This week I add my first celebrity reader. Hello, Andrea W. or Hillsborough Star Buck’s customer of the week—Ha. As usual I received a quote-worthy e-mail from my buddy Mike K.  In it he discusses the importance of your name and its impact on your life/career. If nothing else it’s entertaining. 

Here’s the age-old question: if you win the lottery would you go back to work? Well this guy said yes. The ironic part is that he makes more from interest than he does at his job at McDonalds.  So we spent out lunch hour at Joe’s Pizza.  It was like our spring luncheon. I had a good time and nice frozen dessert in a pineapple.  

I got up at the break of dawn on Saturday to go see an allegorist. Now, he didn’t figure out what I was allergic to yet, but he did give me an EpiPen. I guess I should be worried I could possibly eat something that could make my face explode or throat close, but I’m more excited that it’s the same stuff they gave to Jack Bauer two seasons ago on 24 when they faked his death and brought him back to life with epinephrine. 

The Bowl for Kids bowling event was Saturday. Thanks to everyone who donated and/or showed up to bowl. I bowled a 199, but I think the highlight was the fact that a bunch of us thought Laura L.’s 30-something friend was her 16-year-old little sister—classic.  

How would you like to go to a restaurant and pay whatever you wanted? It’s a crazy idea, but apparently it works because there are a bunch of places like this that’ve been in business for a while. Did anyone prank you for April fool’s? Well at our office they decided to prank Andrea. They masterminded a classic joke that was incredibly funny, but as I watched the video I couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. Too bad I can’t post the video. You’d soil yourself. Here is an April fool’s prank I can post. 

I talked to one of the country’s leading communicators, Charlie Y., via e-mail and we had the following exchange:  

Charles Y.  wrote: do you ever work, or are you just doing your blog full time? 

Mr. Omar J.  wrote: My life is a movie. It writes itself. Funny though, I’m working pretty hard. It’s fun though. I think I’ve found my groove.  

I’m not sure why I hear that some much, but I do work! Maybe I should smile less and complain more? Is that what you working folk do? LOL.  Actually, a tantrum like this one might be in order. Oh yeah, Rachel, Charlie says hi. So I come into work on Thursday and apparently Pat B. latched onto my latest catchphrase “Boom.” We talked about it and I taught her how to use it. She decided she’d add her own flavor and make it “Bah Boom.” That’s pure comedy!   

Close your eyes and imagine you’re sleeping. Now open your eyes. Look mom, it’s Saturday. It’s not really and you might want to make sure you open your eyes before your boss comes, but you get the point. In a few hours you’ll be driving home and you’ll be five days richer. Don’t spend it all in one place. 

A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).