Funny Conversation 5 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO
Jan 01

I  had to discontinue this. It’s just way to hard to keep up!

Ever wonder who or what the hell I was talking about? Well if they were mentioned, you’ll find their description here. This is a work in progress and will be changed and updated. Feel free to leave comments with anything you’d like me to have.

Aaron B: I like to call him blizz because of his last name. He is a super cool dude that plays SoCom like an animal. Congrats on becoming a RU cop.

Adrian P: Grew up with this guy from way back. He is one of the only people who could come close to talking as much junk as me.

Alex S: Alex is a man of Sourcing and lover motorcycles. One day we will get him one.

Amber M: We met just over 10 years ago at my second job at Eckerd drugstore. She hated me first, but we became best friends. She is currently a teacher and camp counselor.

Anita J: My aunt and employee of the USPS.

Annie T: A super athletic former colleague.

Aprill W: A young rising star in corporate America. We spent two summers working together—one as interns and one where I was he manager.

Arieon Jorei Aubrey Woody: New baby of Aprill W.

Asia M: Blood sister of Amber M. and little sister to me. She just recently gave birth to her first son, Marcus.

Barbara J: A buddy of my from the Tyco Plastics & Adhesives days.

Bill C: A new colleague of mine, avid mountain biker and fellow motorcyclist.

Bill L: The IT guy and fantasy football freak. He is also my biggest competition in the bowling league.

Brandon G: Former colleague at JK Design.

Brian M: I met Brian during a retreat for InRoads. We have been great friends and business partners since. He is a great business mind who owns a transportation company called Berber Transport.

Brian W: Audit guy and bowler extraordinaire.

Bruce T: He is the esteemed owner of Brunswick Sign and a cool guy with classic cars and motorcycles.

Carol P: My god she is so nice and wow a great bowler.

Charlie Y: My super mentor who grew up just as I did. I wouldn’t trade him for the world.

Chris E: My cousin and career drummer. He was recently in an ad in Fortune magazine.

Cindy O: Cindy’s is the woman behind the man with the plan Mr. Ed B., Tyco’s CEO, and synonymous with the Tyco Holiday Party.

Cindy R: She clearly has the coolest bowling ball you have ever seen and a great fashion sense.

Clayton T: This guy is more of a gadget freak than I am. Is that possible?

Cleo H: We met, quite randomly, at Rutgers when I was doing my radio show. She has always been super supportive and a great friend.

Cowboys: My favorite football team since I can remember. I love these boys.

Dara Lis M: Oh, Dara Lisa. Rachel’s buddy from college, but a good friend of mine. What a great personality she has.

Darren N: The director of IT at JK Design and a really good pilot.

Debbie H: Member of my old Super Social Committee team and just a great woman.

Denise W: A client from Novo Nordisk.

Dexter: This is a crazy Showtime show. If you like blood and suspense watch it.

Diane H: With a son almost exactly the same age is me is always great to me and also is synonymous with the Tyco Holiday Party.

Elaine S .AKA Mama E: My new work mom! I mean really, she acts just like my mom. She’s just as cool as she wants to be. Also know as Mama E.

Fantasy Football: A couch potato’s best friend. It lets you draft players to create a team to play against other competitors.

Footballers’ Wives: Another BBC classic TV show. Way too much nudity and cursing, but it’s great.

Francios V: He’s the man with the plan and security guard from Tyco.

Google Alerts: A Google product that allows you to subscribe to updates about a specific topics.

Grandmother: One of the “Fab Four” ladies in my life. I love her dearly.

Grant F: Son of Meredith.

Guitar Hero: It’s an interactive game that uses an actual guitar as the control for the game.

Hell Date: A BET show that puts unsuspecting blind daters on a “Hell Date.”

Ira G: My old boss and a big Yankees fan!

J. Rock or Jessica R: One of the Ladies of TEPS and a great friend. Currently working as a Dean of admission.

Jamil M: My boy from way back. He worked at Sound Express when I was “selling” mixed tapes.

Jane W: Jannnnnnnnnnnnnneee! She is so cool and soooo real. Thank god for her at Tyco.

Janine: My sister Asia’s best friend.

Jay P: Jay was my first corporate boss. It only lasted a few months, but I’ll keep the experience with me forever. I love this guy’s family.

Jen F: My colleague and a person who is apparently crazier and funnier than me. How is that possible?

Jennifer A: She is a former colleague and much, much cooler than I ever realized.

Jeremy R. aka Joe Diamond: A brand new colleague of mine who enjoys wiffle ball and likes the Cubs. Joe Diamond is the name I gave him after a random conversation with Kurt.

Jermaine S: One of four first cousins. We grew up like brothers.

Jerry K: Owner of JK Design and my direct manager. Jerry is a super silly, incredible guy. We met about a year and a half ago and have been in contact ever since.

Jessica T: Jessica is a great person that I met at Tyco once I started working on the award-winning Tyco World. She works for TransPerfect Translations and does a traffic job with account management.

JK Design: is a leading Web development and print media firm that employees me.

John: My mom’s buddy from work.

Joey J: Super designer extraordinaire of JK Design.

Jon S: Is an elite IT professional, one of 30 or so, who I used to work with at Tyco. I consider this guy and his family close friends and a great Wii partner.

Julie M: Apparently a close co-worker of Rachel’s.

Karen C: By far like my best corporate buddy. Just a great all-around type of gal and a fairly new mother.

Karen W: A client from Novo Nordisk.

Kayla C: New super cute daughter of Kelly C.

Kelly C: My buddy from way back when. Met her through her ex and we’ve been cool ever since.

Kelly R: Reager is the man! The best softball player I know and his wife is a better poker player than him.

Ken P: We like to call him the pontiff. Super softball pitcher and new dad.

Kevin W: K. dub! Mr. IT and lover of all purple and gold!

Kurt M: I just met this guy and I feel like I’ve known him all my life. He’s real funny and a super cool colleague. He is also a proud father of a 4 year old and a 14 year old.

Kya J: I randomly met Kyowndra about 5 years ago when I was selling some concert tickets. We have been best buds ever since. She is also currently pregnant with my god son.

Ladies of TEPS: They consisted of Pam L. Jessica R. and Sarah K. They were the best team in the world and they worked for TEPS (a segment of Tyco International).

Lebowski Family: We are the defending champions in the Tyco bowling league. It’s me, Sus and Laura.

Lisa C: A client from Novo Nordisk.

Lisa G: Shoe fanatic and current colleague of mine.

Lynne P: Super buddy and former member of the Tyco World team member.

Make it Rain: This is mainly a hip hop term used to describe throwing wads of cash in the air and making it rain.

Marcus: Not much to say about this guy. He’s my nephew and he was born just a few months ago. I hear he’s destined to be a football player.

Martinique W: I like to call her Martin. She is a super cool woman who has been a great friend and great colleague at one point. She is also a super mom and new home owner.

Marty D: He’s a really funny guy that helped me navigate my way through Tyco.

Meghan G: I know her from Rachel, but we’re cool from a distance. J

Melvin: My boy from “Upstate” NY who cooks a mean “crispy” hot dog.

Meredith F: She is a colleague who just had a really cute baby boy, Grant.

Merrill Lynch: Obviously a financial company, but also our biggest rivals in the Tyco Softball League.

Michael D: The officer who took my statement in the hit and run accident.

Mike C: Mike is a super cool former colleague who is a sick softball player. His wife is really good too.

Mira D: Little sister of my ex-girlfriend Tima. We’ve always been tight so I call her my sister. I just found out she is pregnant. Nice.

Mitzi A: She says I stole her surround sound system, but I didn’t. I won it fair and square. I have the papers to prove it. Otherwise, she is a great person and former colleague.

MMA: Mixed Martial Arts is one of the hottest sports in the world right now.

Mom: Everyone knows it, she is the best. I love her to death. My bestest friend in the world.

MyHappyFriday.net: The Mecca of everything Friday. I love this day and this site.

Need for Speed: Carbon: I’m thinking this is my favorite game for the Wii so far. It’s a really sharp racing game.

Nike: Obviously, the sneaker company, but also the employer of my buddy Sylvia.

Omar J: Mr. Happy Friday himself. Do I need to tell you about me?

Pam H: My super buddy from Tyco. She was my right hand when I ran the Social Committee and acts as the Social Committee Co-chair now.

Pamela R: Rachel’s lovely mother.

Pat B: Current colleague and an almost exact copy of my personality.

Paula T: What an incredible person she is. She has always been really supportive and a great former colleague.

Rachel R: I met her just over four years ago and we have been dating for three and a half years. She is beautiful, intelligent and loving and I love her.

Rob V: Met Rob early in my Tyco career. I like him because he is a good guy, but he is really good at his job. I appreciate that.

Rosa S: The silent inspiration for this blog. She is so full of energy and a great friend. I spent a great few years working with her at Tyco.

Sara: Don’t really know Sara, just know that she works with Rachel.

Sarah K: A buddy of mine from Tyco. She was one of the “Ladies of TEPS” and just a great woman. She was recently engaged to a super guy and has a new job.

Sharon K: Momma IT keeps the Tyco helpdesk running cool as a fan.

Shelly L: She’s a new friend of mine. Oddly enough, she kind of replaced me at Tyco. Great person and fun to work with.

Sheri W: One “R” only! Sheri is way cool. A super cool person and she’s got a Rachel too. Enough said.

Snot Rag: An undershirt or old t-shirt used as a bed-side accessory when I am sick. Think reusable tissue.

Stacey C: A former colleague/coach, who helped me learn the ropes of the award-winning Tyco World.

Steven C: We went to High School together and now spend time together as Wii and bowling partners.

Steven E: We both came up at as interns at TPA.

Susan O: A former colleague and current client from Novo Nordisk. Super nice and lovely personality.

Sylvia “Silver” D: She is simply the best. We were interns together and friends ever since. She just landed a great job at Nike.

Tasha J: An old friend/web designer.

Terry S: A former boss of mine from Tyco Plastics and Adhesives. Man his house is big!

The Sisters Network: A great African-American organization working for women with breast cancer.

Thomas J: My uncle and master carpenter.

Tieshia C: A formerly colleague of Rachel’s.

Tim G: Tim is an all around great guy who can get anything printed for you!

Tima D: An ex girlfriend and current friend. We’ve been tight for about 10 years.

Tintu G: Tintu is a former colleague from Tyco. She is full of great stories.

Tom N: Tom’s a serious bowler and softball guy. We’ve had some serious competitions as colleagues and former colleagues.

Tony L: Owner of the Mail Box Etc. in Piscataway and great friend of mine. He knows everything about everything.

Tracey P: Tracey P. or super mentor man. This guy is an a-1 person. Wouldn’t be here without him.

Tyco Electronics: Employer of Martin and Sheri.

Tyco International: A big darn conglomerate that used to employ me.

Tyco Plastics & Adhesives: Home place of my first “real” job.

Wii ID: If you have a Wii my ID is 3524 5740 9316 4334.

Wii: Nintendo’s newest console makes gaming easy–regardless of your age or experience. I love my Wii!

Work Safe: This generally refers to forwarded e-mail content. If it’s not work safe, don’t open it at work! There is generally cursing, nudity or something bad in a non-work safe e-mail.

WVPH: The radio station where I started and ended my radio career.

Yankees: My favorite baseball team from way back. No front runner here.

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