Amen. Praise the lord, Jesus Christ, your lord and savior! Just kidding, but I’ve been telling Kurt that I wanted to make that my signature. I was looking for something as annoying as his “Phillies 2008 World Champions” or “Please think about the environment before you print this e-mail.”
Anyway, we’re back in the saddle and on track. I’m in the new house and I now have internet. After a battle with Cablevision I finally got this thing rocking and rolling. So we’ve trying to buy this house that we’ve been living in for the past few weeks, but the banks are tight with the money these days. I actually think the bank thinks that I was laundering money because I had “suspicious” withdrawal and deposit patterns. Very interesting.
Maybe I shouldn’t be mad since I lied and told them that Rachel was five months pregnant to push things along, but hey after three weeks I was desperate. For those of you who like to skim we’re registered at Target, Baby’s R Us and ummmm Toys R Us.
So if you are like me, ensuring that people know the correct way to sneeze is important. You should watch this video if you’re unsure. And if you’re worried about the Swine Flu go grab a shot. See that Barb, it’s all about prevention!
I have to once again give it to South Park for bringing back my “bro” Billy Mays. This clip is classic. Watching clips like that will keep you happy enough to work until 100.
Anyway, I’d like to introduce you my new hero King Curtis. At eight, he is wise beyond his years.
And hey, on Wednesday Jane W. turned like 29 or 92 or something like that. Happy Birthday. A few weeks back my little god son Omar turned two. Hey, little man!
If you didn’t know, today is boss’s day so do something nice for your boss.
Until next week……………………..
A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).
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