“Go meat, meat, go meat!” Have you ever wanted to annoy your colleagues, friends or family while amusing yourself? Well, I just figured out how to do it. Watch this commercial and randomly recite it during the day. “You hungry, you hungry, your momma said you hungry!” I’ve been singing this song and using it in e-mails all week. I just realized how annoying it must have been. I apologize—hehe. Kurt says I write in a manner that lacks cohesion so I will attempt to use better transitions and segue way better.
I spent the weekend doing nothing or at least nothing I can remember. I did make a few calls to the mothers I know for Mother’s Day. Happy belated to you mothers out there. Do you know what I appreciate? I appreciate humor—especially early in the morning, and more specifically on a Monday morning. Someone left a coffee pot on at work over the weekend and Bill B. thought it was important to educate people about fire safety with this quote: “As our resident fire expert, I implore everyone to always act responsibly when operating our appliances. Only YOU can prevent office fires.” I think the quote is funny in its own right, but understanding how he nearly burned down our office makes it classic.
If you’d ever wondered what $20 million might buy you, ask this guy and he’ll tell you ONE super delegate vote. I guess you have to applaud his message. I like the Dallas Cowboys, but this clip of Tony Romo singing and this clip of Terrell Owens can’t be a good sign of things to come.
In better news, Rachel and I watched the “Number 23” with Jim Carey. That’s a sick movie you won’t soon forget. It’s kind of weird like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Jerry and I had lunch with two of our clients on Tuesday at this place called Park Orchard. I’m told they converted it out of an old garage. Jerry had a pasta dish, JK pasta, that he ordered by showing the waitress his JK business card. J
I struggled with this decision, but I think the quote of the week goes to Shelly. “You’re the best account manager ever! J Thanks again.” No intro or outro needed, I kind of think it speaks for itself. Here’s a random hello to Martinique, who I had chance to chit-chat with this week.
Do you remember when I told you I got my god son his first Yankee’s gear last week? Check him out in it. He’s a certified Yankee’s fan. I talked to my buddy Christine and she’s at her new gig at Local Wisdom. It turns out she’s looking to hire a new Interactive Developer. Not exactly sure what that is, but I assume if it applies to you, you will. Here is the info.
So Tom N. requested I post an injury report so here it is: After I tripped running after a pop fly in the same manner, on the same field and in the same spot as I did last year, my shoulder is healing nicely. Thursday happened to be my good buddy Kya’s birthday. She thought I forgot about her, but it was really because I was icing my injured shoulder. I called, and you and your son got two mentions in the blog, that’s pretty cool, huh?
Let me send a random hello to Jessie C. I randomly see you at Tyco almost every time I go, which is pretty cool. So, I’m done.
Hillshire Farm, Go Meat! A special hello to Rosa, the inventor of Happy Friday, Happy Monday (only a few more days until Friday) and oh my god, Happy Thursday (tomorrow is Friday!).
May 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am
This story is really more about socially awkward situations, that just happens to include meat. Joe Marcello (TEPS Accounting) and Liz Harrington TEPS Receptionist) were out with a bunch of TEPS people one night having dinner in Princeton. Joe starts listing off all of the exotic animals that he’s ever eaten: tiger, kangaroo, etc. He then proceeds to list all of the animals that he would like to try. I gently interject and say, “Joe, Liz is a vegetarian.” Joe responds, “oh, really, Liz? I want to eat all of God’s creatures. Ostrich, bald eagle…” as if Liz’s condition was an unfortunate but necessary one as she is missing out on all this - MEAT!!